Marist Brothers Darlinghurst OBU - Humour
The best medicine ~ laughter
Humour 12
A SIGN IN A
SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A
BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man
driving.”
Sign over a
Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at
your cervix.”
In a
Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic
Tank Truck
:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an
Optometrist's Office
:
"If you don't see what you're looking
for,
You've come to the right
place.”
On a
Plumber's truck
:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another
Plumber's truck
:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber.”
At a Tire
Shop in Milwaukee
:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an
Electrician's truck
:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
In a
Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a
Maternity Room door
:
"Push.
Push. Push.”
At a Car
Dealership
:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment.”
Outside a
Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming.”
In a
Veterinarian's waiting room
:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the
Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in
your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a
Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on
in and get fed up.”
In the front
yard of a Funeral Home
:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait.”
At a Propane
Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago
Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best
one for last…;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of
Political Promises”